PILOTS EXPOSED: 10 Things (plus one) you always wanted to ask a Pilot (Part 1)

You make on average, quadruple what flight attendants make. Why do you like free airplane food and why can’t you cover the van tip?

Pilots are just plain old cheap. That stems from the way many of us were broke as hell learning to fly and even broker when we worked as a flight instructor. Never thought about picking up the van tip! I always tip the diver and leave a tip in the hotel.

10 things you always wanted to ask a flight attendant. (Part 1)

The plane is one of the most disgusting places you can ever be. It has to be. Bathrooms are tiny and so fucking gross. If your horny self can even muster the power to bone someone on the plane, more power to you, but it does happen.

Why Belgium is so dope

Visiting Belgium has helped me with my lifestyle choices. Because of Belgium, I have sworn off Belgian Waffles. Not because it is high in sugar or cholesterol, but I am now a Belgian Waffle snob. I will never ever have a Belgian waffle ever again, unless its in Belgium.

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Marry me and you’ll fly for free…

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